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Regarding dophons taking over after we're gone - we won't be surprised if that happens. Granted, we're part of the last surviving humans who managed to stay alive and watch the dolphion takeover. Dolphins are actually highly intelligent, with an intelligence roughly matching that of chimpanzees in terms of complex cognitive abilities. They possess massive brains, demonstrate high self-awareness, use tools, and communicate using sophisticated "signature whistles" that act as names (basically using language). If whatever happens - a third world war, a rogue AI overhaul, global warming finally catching up - the next super-beings of this Earth are definitely going to be dolphins.
But there's also The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy case, where the dolphins really tried to warn humans from the planet's impending doom, and when they couldn't, they skedaddled away from here. They used highly advanced technology and probability mechanics to leave Earth entirely, successfully migrating to another alternate dimension or watery world. Well, but they were the second most intelligent species on Earth… after mice. Humans came only third in line.
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